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1、a great man 。Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great 。man if he were still alive today? 。Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years 。
【英語(yǔ)笑話大全】2、一名偉人 。老師：如果莎士比亞還活著，他會(huì)是一名偉人嗎？學(xué)生：當(dāng)然 。因?yàn)榈侥壳盀橹梗€沒有人活到400多歲 。
3、Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.
4、警察：有人搶你的手表時(shí)，你為什么不呼救呢？男子：要是我張口的話，他們就會(huì)發(fā)現(xiàn)我的四顆金牙 。那就更糟了 。
5、The little girl did not like the look of the barking dog.It's all right, said a gentleman, don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?Ah, yes, answered the little girl. I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too? 。
6、一個(gè)小女孩非常不喜歡狗狂叫的樣子 。“沒有關(guān)系，”一位先生說(shuō)，“不用害怕，你知道這條諺語(yǔ)嗎：‘吠狗不咬人 。’”“?。?我是知道，可是狗也知道嗎？” 。

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