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我這人長了個八字眉 ， 笑起來有點憨 ， 有人故意逗我怎么辦？
首先應該自信點 ， 如果別人語挑逗方面過分了點 ， 你可以像對方氣 ， 以后別人就隨便對你開玩笑了 。有時候人和人之間開下小玩笑很正常 ， 但是玩笑開過份了就會不好 。切記 ， 不要隨便很幽默的和朋友之間開玩笑 ， 時間長了別人就會把你當笑柄 。最好是 ， 該開的時候就開 ， 不該開的時候就不要隨便開玩笑 ， 這是我對你的小小建議 。
英語小笑活帶翻譯
He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
他贏了
：約翰尼 ， 你小好嗎？
約翰尼：他害病臥床了 。他受了傷 。
湯姆：真 ， 怎么回事兒？
約翰尼：我們做游戲 ， 看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠 ， 他贏了 。
I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
他的耳朵在我衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流著血回到家里 。他媽媽問 ， “發生了什么事？”
“一個男孩咬了我一口 ， ”伊凡說 。
“再見到他你能認出來嗎？”媽媽問 。
“他走到哪里我都能認出他 ， ”伊凡說 ?！八亩溥€在我衣兜里呢 ?！?
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢 。
“昨天給你的錢干什么了？”
“我給了一個可憐的老太婆 ， ”他回答說 。“你真是個好孩子 ， ”媽媽驕傲地說 ?！霸俳o你兩分錢 ?？赡銥槭裁磳δ俏焕咸敲锤信d趣呢？”
“她是個賣糖果的 ?！?
Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
醉酒
一天 ， 父親與小兒子一道回家 。這個孩子正處于那種對什么事都很感興趣的年齡 ， 老是有提不完的問題 。他向父親發問道：“爸爸 ， ‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔 ， 孩子 ， ”父親回答說 ， “你瞧那兒站著兩個警察 。如果我把他們看成了四個 ， 那么我就算醉了 ?！?“可是 ， 爸爸 ，  ”孩子說 ， “那兒只有一個警察呀！”
Hospitality
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
好客
由于客人在吃蘋果餡餅時 ， 家里沒有奶酪了 ， 于是女主人向大家表示歉意 。這家的小男孩悄悄地離開了屋子 。過了一會兒 ， 他拿著一片奶酪回到房間 ， 把奶酪放在客人的盤子里 ?？腿宋⑿χ涯汤曳胚M嘴里說：“孩子 ， 你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好 。你在哪里找到的奶酪？” “在捕鼠夾上 ， 先生 ?！蹦切∧泻⒄f 。
英語小笑話
上個星期五我穿了一件 Adidas 的衣服去打球, 一個老美看到就笑我說, "Do you
know what does it mean? It means All Day I Dream About Sex.我整天都在想著
性, 縮寫正好是 Adidas) " 我正驚訝他怎么反應這么快, 聯想力這么豐富時,旁邊的
一個老美幫我解圍, 他說, 有一個很著名的合唱團 Korn, 他們的招牌歌之一就是
A.D.I.D.A.S, (All day I dream about sex)所以呢,這個典故可是很多老美都耳熟
能詳的喔! 下次就換你去取笑老美了
我問男朋友我丑嗎,結果他回復我我像王母娘娘旁邊扇風的小丫鬟是什么意思？
【八字 小笑_我這人長了個八字眉，笑起來有點憨，有人故意逗我怎么辦？?9?3】
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