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國外幽默風趣的段子

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1、“You say that you love rain, but you open yourumbrella when it rains.You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when thesun shines. You say that you love the wind, but you close your windows when wind blows. This is why I am afraid, when you say that you love me too.” 你說你愛雨，但當細雨飄灑時你卻撐開了?。?你說你愛太陽 ， 但當日當空時你卻往蔭處躲； 你說你愛風，但當它輕拂時你卻緊緊地關上了自己的窗子； 所以當你說你也愛我，我卻會為此而煩憂 。
2、My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe “Go to hell.” 我對你的深情無法付諸言語 ，  除了一句“滾一邊去”！
3、My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you has screwed up my life 我的心肝 ， 我的摯愛，我美麗的賢妻，我這輩子就毀在你手里 。
4、Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you cause I was pissed. 愛是上天賜福 ， 愛情多么美好 ，  可我與你同眠只是因為喝醉 。
【國外幽默風趣的段子】5、Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. 善良、聰慧、多情而性感， 可惜這些你一條都不占 。