1、別人都有甜甜的戀愛,我只有禿禿的腦袋 。
Everyone else has a sweet love. I only have a bald head.
2、我的男朋友,不小氣,不張揚,不懶惰,不存在 。
My boyfriend, not stingy, not publicity, not lazy, does not exist.

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3、七夕節快到了,是時候回天庭和月老談談分配對象的事了 。
The Chinese Valentine’s Day is coming. It’s time to go back to the heaven and talk about the allocation of boyfriends.
4、七夕節怎么過?躺著過、趴著過、站著過、蹲著過、一笑而過、擦肩而過、面壁思過、匆匆而過 。
How do you spend Chinese Valentine’s day? Lying down, lying down, standing, squatting, laughing, passing by, thinking on the wall, and passing in a hurry.

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5、別問我處不處對象,這是想有就有的嗎?你考不上清華,是因為你不想上嗎?
Don’t ask me if I want to fall in love. Is this something that you can have if you want to? You can’t be admitted to Tsinghua University because you don’t want to?
6、今年七夕不收禮,收禮不收男朋友 。
No gifts will be accepted this year. I don’t accept boyfriends for gifts.

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7、情人節我掐指一算,不出意外的話,跟我沒半毛錢關系 。
Valentine’s day I pinch a finger, if no accident, and I have no half dime relationship.
8、歷史總是驚人的相似,前年七夕我單身,去年七夕我單身,今年七夕我還單身 。
History is always surprisingly similar. I was single the previous year’s Eve, last year I was single, and this year I was still single.

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9、七夕快到了,月老我們坐下來喝杯茶,談談心吧!
Tanabata is coming. Yuelao, let’s sit down and have a cup of tea and talk about our hearts!
10、有需要電燈泡的嗎?吃不吃飯不重要,主要是想近距離看看愛情長什么樣?
Do you need a light bulb? It doesn’t matter whether you eat or not. It’s mainly to see what love looks like up close?

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11、情人節聲明:我不是不想談戀愛,我是沒人要 。
Valentine’s Day statement: it’s not that I don’t want to fall in love. No one wants me.
12、小朋友,你是否有很多問號,為什么情人節了你還沒人要 。
【單身七夕可以發的文案 七夕搞笑的句子】Children, do you have a lot of question marks, why do you have no one to ask you for Valentine’s day.
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